Make America Great Again

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

Patriotic American: One who never orders from a menu anything he can't pronounce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney