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Macklemore's grandad, Macklemost thanks to Keith Blake

Benjamin Hammond Haggerty, known by his stage name Macklemore and formerly Professor Mack Lemore, is an American hip hop recording artist from Kent, Washington. The origin of the name Macklemore is from when Haggerty attended Nathan Hale High School and was required to invent a superhero for an art project.
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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

There is nothing so powerful as truth - and often nothing so strange. - Daniel Webster

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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