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Macklemore's grandad, Macklemost thanks to Keith Blake

Benjamin Hammond Haggerty, known by his stage name Macklemore and formerly Professor Mack Lemore, is an American hip hop recording artist from Kent, Washington. The origin of the name Macklemore is from when Haggerty attended Nathan Hale High School and was required to invent a superhero for an art project.
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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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