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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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