#1 humor site on the 'net

Love Feeding Birds

Heart-shaped backyard bird feeder

Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


Kid Suction

Redneck Moving Truck

Critter Control

Lost Dog

Nail Chair

Looking For Something?

Yellow Pet

Race Break

Fuse Bypass

Good Boy

British Tea Party

Roadside Assistance

Chair Boy

Cheers Beer

African Airstrip

Horsepower vs Torque

Filling Up Is OverRated

Flywood

Ukraine Aid

Handicap Motorcyclist

Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage

Messerschmitt

UNinvolved

Plane Oops!