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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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