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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats


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