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Love Feeding Birds

Heart-shaped backyard bird feeder

Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd


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