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Love Feeding Birds

Heart-shaped backyard bird feeder

Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

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