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Love Feeding Birds

Heart-shaped backyard bird feeder

Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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