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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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