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Love Feeding Birds

Heart-shaped backyard bird feeder

Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Initiative without action is the same as having the mind to acknowledge a problem, but not having the heart to see it through. - Suzy Kassem

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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