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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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