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There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. - Billie Jean King

Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. - Dianne Feinstein

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Envy comes from wanting something that isn't yours. Grief comes from losing something you've already had. - Jodi Picoult

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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