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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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