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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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