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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

There is properly no history; only biography. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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