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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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