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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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