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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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