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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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