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Herro - here is Chinese script for Robert E. Lee
“Robert E. Lee was married to George Washington’s granddaughter. He worked with Ulysses S. Grant during the Mexican-American war, and became a decorated war hero defending this country. He believed slavery was a great evil, and his wife broke the law by teaching slaves to read and write.
After the civil war he worked with Andrew Johnson’s program of reconstruction. He became very popular with the northern states and the Barracks at West Point were named in his honor in 1962. He was a great man who served this country his entire life in some form or other.
His memorial is now being called a ‘blight’. As they tear down this ‘blight’, keep these historical facts in your mind. No American military veteran and highly decorated war hero should ever be treated as such. This is not Iraq and that is not a statue of Sadam.
Lee was also very torn about the prospect of the South leaving the Union. George Washington was a huge influence on him. He believed that ultimately a states’ rights trumped the federal government, and chose to lead the Southern army.
His Arlington estate, near Washington D.C., was his home and while away fighting the war, the federal government demanded that Lee himself pay his taxes in person. He sent his wife, but the money was not accepted from a woman. When he could not pay the taxes, the government began burying dead Union soldiers on his land. The government is still burying people there today. It is now called the Arlington National Cemetery.” - Jim Serritella
After the civil war he worked with Andrew Johnson’s program of reconstruction. He became very popular with the northern states and the Barracks at West Point were named in his honor in 1962. He was a great man who served this country his entire life in some form or other.
His memorial is now being called a ‘blight’. As they tear down this ‘blight’, keep these historical facts in your mind. No American military veteran and highly decorated war hero should ever be treated as such. This is not Iraq and that is not a statue of Sadam.
Lee was also very torn about the prospect of the South leaving the Union. George Washington was a huge influence on him. He believed that ultimately a states’ rights trumped the federal government, and chose to lead the Southern army.
His Arlington estate, near Washington D.C., was his home and while away fighting the war, the federal government demanded that Lee himself pay his taxes in person. He sent his wife, but the money was not accepted from a woman. When he could not pay the taxes, the government began burying dead Union soldiers on his land. The government is still burying people there today. It is now called the Arlington National Cemetery.” - Jim Serritella
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The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Steven Wright
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
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If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
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It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Steven Wright
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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