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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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