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Life of Freedom and Peace

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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