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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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