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Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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