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Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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