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Laws Of Physics For Goats

Rock climbing without pitons

Laws Of Physics For Goats thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hasty climbers have sudden falls. - Italian Proverb

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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