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Kaanapali Sunset

Ending a perfect day at Dukes Restaurant in Maui

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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