Italian Chef Memorial

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We trivialize the body in our indulgences. We treat it as a means to other ends. But when death comes, we grasp at it and cling to it because it is all we have left. - Ravi Zacharias

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday. To have no tomorrow. To forget time. To forgive life. To be at peace. - Oscar Wilde

He wondered why it was easier to believe in a malevolent spirit than in a benign one. Sometimes it seemed that the human heart, this side of Eden, feared eternal life more than death, light more than darkness, freedom more than surrender. - Dean Koontz