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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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