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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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