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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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