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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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