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Outside noisy, inside empty. - Chinese Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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