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I Can't Hear You

Hearing through the noise behind you

I Can't Hear You thanks to Jim Serritella

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

If sometimes you can't hear me, (it's because I'm speaking in parentheses). - Steven Wright

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness. - John Green

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope


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