Hunters New Year's Resolution

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway