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Hunters New Year's Resolution

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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