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QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison