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A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli

For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair


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