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The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard

A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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