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He Did It

Tracking down the kitchen culprits

He Did It thanks to Keith Blake

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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