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He Did It

Tracking down the kitchen culprits

He Did It thanks to Keith Blake

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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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