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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

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I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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