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He Did It thanks to Keith Blake

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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