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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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