Haunted Victorian Home

Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon