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Hannuka Plant

Sheered marijuana art for a happier season reason

Hannuka Plant thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius


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