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Halloween Chicken

Trick-or-treaters are clucking over this dear costume

Halloween Chicken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

To the raven her own chick is white. - Irish Proverb

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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