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Guitar Fish Bowl

Goldfish in a musical setting

Guitar Fish Bowl thanks to Jessica Lawrence

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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