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Guitar Fish Bowl

Goldfish in a musical setting

Guitar Fish Bowl thanks to Jessica Lawrence

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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