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Guitar Fish Bowl

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Guitar Fish Bowl thanks to Jessica Lawrence

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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