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Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

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Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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