Gold Finger Seating

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce