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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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