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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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