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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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