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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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