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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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