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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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