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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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