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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar


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