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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

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The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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