Fragrance Specials

Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong