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Ford Was All We Had

Why Grandpa walked everywhere

Ford Was All We Had thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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