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Ford Was All We Had

Why Grandpa walked everywhere

Ford Was All We Had thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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