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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Hunger is the best sauce in the world. - Cervantes

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is another world, but it is in this one. - Paul Eluard

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

When the whole world is silent, even one voice becomes powerful. - Malala Yusafzai

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Sometimes idealism and all that make believe makes the world a better place. - Sung Kang

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

Example moves the world more than doctrine. The great exemplars are the poets of action. - Henry Miller

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

There are only two ways of getting on in the world: by one's own industry, or by the weaknesses of others. - Jean de La Bruyere

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Everyone who wants to know what will happen ought to examine what has happened: everything in this world in any epoch has their replicas in antiquity. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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