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Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

The earth belongs to the living, not the dead. - Thomas Jefferson

He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Tell a relevant, targeted, transparent story, and the whole world will share it. - Randall Lane

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

True bravery is shown by performing without witness what one might be capable of doing before all the world. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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