Fish Injuries

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer