Fish Injuries

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller