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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

To simplify complications is the first essential of success. - George E Buckle

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor Frankl

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first. - Josiah Quincy

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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