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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The first hundred years are the hardest. - Wilson Mizner

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Get your facts first - then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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