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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel. - Heywood Broun

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith


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