Far North Cable Guys
Working in the frozen north without a bucket truck
Jethro wasn't sure whether he was to work on the North Pole or South Pole
Cabelevision with no safety vision
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost
A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel
This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic
The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold
That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown