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Fallen Heroes

Remembering those who made Freedom and Peace possible

Fallen Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Peace, Prosperity, Progress - Dwight Eisenhower

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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