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Fallen Heroes

Remembering those who made Freedom and Peace possible

Fallen Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown


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