Exercise I've Done This Year

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois