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Exercise I've Done This Year

When running out of money is the present style

Exercise I've Done This Year thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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