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Exercise I've Done This Year

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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