Exercise I've Done This Year

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison