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What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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