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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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