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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Figures won't lie: but men that draw up the tables may. - Unknown

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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