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Mandals: Sandals for men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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