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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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