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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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