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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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