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Elephant Instructions

How To manual for your newly purchased elephant

Elephant Instructions thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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