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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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