Eat More Greens Diet

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Radish: A vegetable that speaks for itself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus