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Eat More Greens Diet

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Eat More Greens Diet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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