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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. - Billy Eichner

Jesus worked by changing the heart, not by legislating. Legislation can only force compliance. It can never produce the love necessary to change an attitude. - Ravi Zacharias

Flo was fond of Ebenezer
"Eb," for short, she called her beau.
Talk of tides of love, great Caesar!
You should see them - Eb and Flo. - Thomas Daly

Doctoring her seemed to her as absurd as putting together the pieces of a broken vase. Her heart was broken. Why would they try to cure her with pills and powders? - Leo Tolstoy

I have blind trust in people. Even if that ends up hurting me, I won't change. I will go on trusting people because that's the only way I know to love someone. - Bipasha Basu

All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness. The important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. - Dalai Lama

Virtually everyone needs motivation of some sort, but when you are in love - that is motivation enough, it turns many into poets and painters, it spurs the creativity in you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

How desperately we wish to maintain our trust in those we love! In the face of everything, we try to find reasons to trust. Because losing faith is worse than falling out of love. - Sonia Johnson

I love having a family, and I feel so blessed. I feel like God gave me exactly what I wanted, so now I have to do the right thing in God's eyes also. Just follow what God wants me to do. - Kanye West

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown


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