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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering. - Steve Maraboli

Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours. - Dale Carnegie


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