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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Initiative without action is the same as having the mind to acknowledge a problem, but not having the heart to see it through. - Suzy Kassem

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Those who intend on becoming great should love neither themselves or their own things, but only what is just, whether it happens to be done by themselves or others. - Plato

Once one assumes an attitude of intolerance, there is no knowing where it will take one. Intolerance is violence to the intellect and hatred is violence to the heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching. Love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero


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