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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup;
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up. - Ogden Nash

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, "If you love me, blink your eyes." - Phyllis Diller

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - Frank Zappa

The story of human intimacy is one of constantly allowing ourselves to see those we love most deeply in a new, more fractured light. Look hard. Risk that. - Cheryl Strayed

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's much easier to act like a Christian than it is to react like one. Anyone can put on an act. But your reactions reveal what is really in your heart. - Mark Batterson

Flo was fond of Ebenezer
"Eb," for short, she called her beau.
Talk of tides of love, great Caesar!
You should see them - Eb and Flo. - Thomas Daly

We have these services that people love and that are drivers of data usage... and we want to work this out, so that way, it's a profitable model for our partners. - Mark Zuckerberg

Crossword puzzles, Sudoku. I'm good at all those things. It's not daily, but I'll do stuff on the airplane. I love playing chess. It's my favorite game. - Larry Fitzgerald

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each is to succeed. - Corita Kent

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. - Ernest Hemingway


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