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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

If you are in love - that's a good thing. That's about the best thing that can happen to anyone. Don't let anyone make it small or light to you. - John Steinbeck

Crossword puzzles, Sudoku. I'm good at all those things. It's not daily, but I'll do stuff on the airplane. I love playing chess. It's my favorite game. - Larry Fitzgerald

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

A lot of people think Passover just means you can't eat bread. But it's so much more than that. I love ice cream, but it has corn syrup in it, so I can't eat it. - Marsha Cohen

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy


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