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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

I hate to write, but I love to have written. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

If you can love someone with your whole heart, even one person, then there's salvation in life. Even if you can't get together with that person. - Haruki Murakami

Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. - D.H. Lawrence

I'm not saying if you were born without body hair that you're less of a man. That's the way God built you. Maybe he doesn't love you as much. - Russell Peters

When you get to a place where you understand that love and belonging, your worthiness, is a birthright and not something you have to earn, anything is possible. - Brene Brown

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." - Rodney Dangerfield

A prayer that must have a cannon behind it better never be uttered. Forgiveness ought not to go in partnership with shot and shell. Love need not carry knives and revolvers. - Robert G Ingersoll

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. - Christopher Walken

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

Is it the absence of truth, or the suppression of it? The mind cannot accept what the heart has already rejected. Our problem isn't intellectual, it's the death of spiritual morality. - Ravi Zacharias

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong


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