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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The story of human intimacy is one of constantly allowing ourselves to see those we love most deeply in a new, more fractured light. Look hard. Risk that. - Cheryl Strayed

If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart. - Jesse Jackson

I love healthy stuff and junk an equal amount. Whatever I'm craving, I go for it. I'm never trying to lose weight, or gain it. I'm just being. - Kelly Clarkson

I'm not saying if you were born without body hair that you're less of a man. That's the way God built you. Maybe he doesn't love you as much. - Russell Peters

A sense of humor is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. - Hugh Sidey

We have these services that people love and that are drivers of data usage... and we want to work this out, so that way, it's a profitable model for our partners. - Mark Zuckerberg

Even if she be not harmed, her heart may fail her in so much and so many horrors; and hereafter she may suffer - both in waking, from her nerves, and in sleep, from her dreams. - Bram Stoker

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. - Anais Nin

Let go. Why do you cling to pain? There is nothing you can do about the wrongs of yesterday. It is not yours to judge. Why hold on to the very thing which keeps you from hope and love? - Leo Buscalglia

It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart. - Anne Frank

When the people we love are stolen from us, the only way to keep them is to never stop loving them. People die, buildings burn, but eternal love lasts forever.
(JJD: In memory of Ed Schellenberg) - The Schellenberg Family


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