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Don't Want Your Child To Text And Drive?

No-distraction driving with a manual transmission

Don't Want Your Child To Text And Drive? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings. - C O Jackson

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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