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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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