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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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