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Do Must Marriage

Marriage advice from China

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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