Do Must Marriage
Marriage advice from China
QuotaBillsA married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller