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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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