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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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