DNA Testing Down South

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey