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Demon Onion

The real reason why onions make you cry

Demon Onion thanks to Mike King

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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