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Deer Feeder

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Deer Feeder thanks to Lucas Meyer

Deer Feeder thanks to Lucas Meyer

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you can't feed a hundred people, then just feed one. - Mother Teresa

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

I ain't had no brother for 29 years - nearly a quarter of a century. - Archie Bunker

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Steven Wright

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

We grow the aspects of our lives that we feed – with energy and engagement – and choke off those we deprive of fuel. Your life is what you agree to attend to. - Jim Loehr

Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town square must holler, 'Fresh rolls!' if he hopes to feed the townfolk. - Jeffrey Zeldman

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone. - Sigmund Freud

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

When the last deer disappears into the morning mist; when the last elk vanishes from the hills; when the last buffalo falls on the plains; I will hunt mice, for I am a hunter and I must have my freedom. - Chief Joseph

If we're trying to build a world-class News Feed and a world-class search product and a world-class ad system, and invent virtual reality and build drones, I can't write every line of code. I can't write any lines of code. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey, etc - I cannot but feel as I lived in a tamed, and, as it were, emasculated country. - Henry David Thoreau


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