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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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