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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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