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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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