Country Invasion

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama