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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran


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