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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang


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