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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Silence can be defined as conversation with an Englishman. - Heinrich Heine

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran


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