QuotaBillsWhen in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya
A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson
Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius
Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues
Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
There is no conversation more boring than one where everybody agrees. - Michel De Montiagne
Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown
We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel
Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe
In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar
Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot
Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles