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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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