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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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