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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

If you don't like what is being said, then change the conversation. - Don Draper

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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