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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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