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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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