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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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