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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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