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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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