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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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