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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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