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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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