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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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