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Cloud March

Saying goodbye to another day in Davis Bay, B.C.

Cloud March thanks to Sue Spurgeon

Red sky at night, sailor's delight;
Red sky in morning, sailors take warning
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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Basted Baker - #1 Bistro in Sechelt, B.C. - Christopher and Kandace

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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